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Dumbass Bicyclist Tries to Pet Wild Horse, Gets the Shit Bitten Out of Him
A cyclist got more than he bargained for when he reached out to pat a wild horse. The man, who was mountain biking with a group, tried to pat one of the horses when it lashed out and clamped its … Continue reading
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Tagged bicycle, bicyclist, bike, biker, biking, horse, rise up animal kingdom
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Valiant Goose Gives Its Life in the Fight Against Bicyclists
Lower Merion police say a woman in her 60’s was injured Sunday morning July 15 in Wynnewood after being struck by a goose while she was bike riding. “People were bicycling down Remington Road when a goose actually flew into … Continue reading
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British Bicyclists Getting Hurt, Propose Most Typical Bicyclist Solution Ever
Sustrans, the Cyclists Touring Club (CTC) and British Cycling used the report to reinforce their own messages to government as to what would radically improve cycle safety. “If the Government is serious about making our roads safer it must show clear leadership. A great … Continue reading
Bicyclist Gets Ticket for Riding Through Construction Zone, Says He’s Basically Trayvon Martin
GLENCOE — An Evanston man who claimed discrimination after being ticketed for riding his bicycle through a Glencoe construction zone, compared his situation Monday to that of the black youth shot down by a white security guard in a controversial … Continue reading
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