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Apparently DC Is Hosting The “National Bike Summit” Next Month, So I Guess That’s When I’m Going To Kill Myself
[Philadelphia Inquirer] In a few weeks, I’m going to ride my bicycle from New York City to Washington, D.C. I have never attempted such a feat before — certainly not in the winter! But I’m not crazy, I promise. I’m … Continue reading
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Celebratory Interlude
As a native New Englander, I’d be remiss if I didn’t congratulate the Boston Red Sox on winning the World Series, as well as let you know that, since I’ll be heading up to Boston for the parade, the bike … Continue reading
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SITE MAINTENANCE
As you can see, I’ve added an email address to the sidebar. Since many of you seem fond of leaving hateful messages here, I thought I’d give you an outlet to send your hate mail to me directly. I look … Continue reading
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